My Hypothetical Restaurant

If I had a NYC restaurant, I would name it Subway Problems. I’ve had a lot of issues with the subway since moving to Brooklyn, so it only seems right.

Hereโ€™s the hypothetical menu (a combo of mine and my friend’s’ ideas. We thought it was hilarious at least…)

Track fire fries ๐ŸŸ

Pizza rat ratatouille ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ€

Empty subway car carbonara ๐Ÿ

Insufficient fare franks ๐ŸŒญ

Platform pancakes ๐Ÿฅž

Rail sludge shakes ๐Ÿฅค

“Showtime!” short cake ๐Ÿฐ

Brown bag โ€œroot beerโ€ ๐Ÿบ

Homeless home fries ๐Ÿฅ”

Train traffic trail mix ๐ŸšŠ

Third rail hot chicken ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Hehehhhhhhh hope that sparks a few more ideas for the comments below.


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