Seinfeld. THE Jerry Seinfeld will be in my ‘hood for a stint. He’s got residency at The Beacon Theatre and BY GOD I WILL FIGHT FOR TICKETS.

Tickets go on sale online on Monday. There are six shows scheduled as of now.

Last time I saw my good friend Jerry, I had just woken up and walked outside to the subway. On my way there, I took a picture of this cool car:

Two seconds later, the car drove by me and I had to peek in to see who was driving. ‘TWAS JERRY. Now we are Bff’s.

Anyway, I totally want to see him and thought you all should know about it too.